Dark Red Plant

🌱 Plant Appreciation Post! 🌱

Let me introduce you to a few of my wife’s prized houseplants – also known as my unexpected career change to “plant manager.” 😂 These leafy models didn’t come with contracts, but they definitely have opinions on lighting and mood music! 🎶

Meet Phil the Dendron – a dramatic diva who only listens to classical music and needs just the right amount of indirect light or it’s a whole performance. 🎻🌿 Then there’s Fernando, who prefers rock ballads and thrives on late-night air guitar solos. 🌵🤘

I’m pretty sure they all talk behind my back when I’m not around – probably plotting a takeover. They just keep growing and leafing me behind! 🌱😆 It’s like living with a band of moody, chlorophyll-filled rockstars.

And yes, I’ve accepted my fate as the “Plant Dad” who whispers sweet nothings to his green family. 🌿 “You grow, girl!” (I have no shame.)

Sometimes I think they might be plotting to vine their way out the door and start a houseplant boy band – The Green Thumbs – but for now, they’re stuck with me. 🤷‍♂️

If you need any modeling tips for your plants, just let me know. I’ve got the playlist and the dad jokes covered.

📸 Photos captured by Smoothandbumpy Photography. Visit purchase.osbo.tech to snag your favorite plant portraits!